Back to School Nightmares

***WARNING-Seriously long post***

Nightmares happen in all shapes and forms. This past week alone I could not build anything in sl, I could not do anything on blogger, my flickr is acting up and my photoshop keeps doing weird shit.

But that is nothing campaired to my weird ass sl dream.

***Que freaky dream sequence music***

(Credits: Skin(not Free) from 5th&Oxford, Eyes(past Instore Group Gift) from Skin Within, Outfit from Flon-L$5 @ Car Wash Back To School Event)

I wake up in this place.

I look around, and see paper all over the floor, chalkboard full of profanity, broken windows and a very odd smell.

It looks like an abandoned highschool.

I look at myself in the broken mirror(why there is a mirror in the classroom is beyond me) and scream! Where are my horns? Why they hell am I blonde? Is that seriously what I'm wearing?

Sigh of relief.

At least it's not pink.

(Credits:Earrings from U&R Dogs-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

Alas, I am wearing jewelry tho. Something is up.

(Credits: Shoes from LAD-L$20 for a limited time only on XStreet)

Brown shoes? When have I ever ended up with brown shoes?

(Credits: All Boots(10 in total) from Sentou Yousei-L$10 each@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

Next thing I know, Grace Selene, Designer of Sentou Yousei (battle fairy), is beaming me with boots.

"Why have you not blogged these yet!" she screams as she chases me down the hall.

"I will, I will, I promise, I just got to get out of here, where the F@#$ are we?" I yell back at her.

"You where all those naughty demon designers go when you don't get your work done, and where Free*style bloggers go when they don't blog the awesome stuff given to them!" she wails, as she continues to lob boots at me.

"It was sl, honest, and blogger, I couldn't do anything, it wasn't like I was slacking!" I say, trying to reason with her.

"Well off to the principle's room with you!" she retorts.

(Credits: Skin and Eyes same as Picture #1, Outfit from Flon-L$5 @ Car Wash Back To School Event, Bracelet from U&R Dogs-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Shoes from Duh!-L$10)

I see the sign ahead, and speed up, not wanting one of them heels to end up up my bunghole.

Who else is there waiting to be seen by the principal? None other then Dahlindah Destiny, fellow Free*styler. But something doesn't seem right. Something wrong with her face, and hair . . .

God it's me, as her, or some shit! What is this place?

(Credits: Skin from Tuli(Group Gift that was previously blogged), Eyes(not Free) from Tuli, Shirt from artilleri-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Bracelet&Ring Set from U&R Dogs-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

Hey, who's that over there? Stand in clone #2. At least she has good taste, she's wearing Yellow.

(Credits: Pants from Tuli(Previous Monthly Hidden Deal, it has a cutie strawberry on the bum!), Heels from SKG Shoes@ the FabFree Heaquarters on the Car Wash Sim)

She is wearing those prim foot type shoes tho, so I'm guess she is the one that gets killed first.

(Credits: Skin from Idiosyncrasy(DSN Gift, you'll get it sometime, randomly), Eyes from Skin Within(Past Instore Group Gift))

Out of the office stroles Helena Clone #3, but brandishing the tag Ashia Tomsen, another Free*style buddy.

At this point I'm sort of ready to put my head threw the wall.

(Credits: Skin and Eyes-Same as above, Outfit from Reasonable Desires-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Shoes from LAD-L$10 for a limited time only on XStreet)

I'm sort of afraid to see who the principal is.

I hear my named called, I look at Dahlindah/Helena Clone #1, but she just shrugs. Am I really that cheeky?

(Credits: Skin same as above, Coochie Moustache from Short Bus-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

I open the door, and all I see is Principal Creamy's very special Moustachio.

(Credits: Skin from The Sea Hole-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Eyes(Not Free) from Tuli, Outfit from Elate!(past gift), Cookie from Famish(in Vain Inc. group notices))

I turn to run, and there is Helena Clone #4, taking up the mantle of Free*styler Sileny Noel.

"Come squeeze my cookie, I dare ya!" she mumbles thru the cookie crumbs.

(Credits: Boots from LadyBug-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Bracelets from U&R Dogs-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Earrings from U&R Dogs-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

I have to admit, I've dreamed of semi naked chics before, but never of myself as someone else. This whole thing is sort of F$%!ed up.

(Credits: Shapes, both from Shape It Up-L$10 each(Left is Malibu, Right is Vintage)@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Necklace from LadyBug-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

The the Sileny/Helena Clone morphed into a sort of odd siamese type dealie.

I booted by her, and scooted by the other clones, and continued down another hall.

(Credits: Skin from A:S:S-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Eyes(not free) from Tuli)

Then this "Thing" pops out of a locker. Seriously, do I really need to have a Helena clone of him?

(Credits: Skin and Eyes same as above, Suit from NachtMusik-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Shoes from Doolhof-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

He stands there strutting his stuff.

"Kill me now!" I cry at the ceiling.

"I would darling, but I'm looking for Peo, have you seen him?" silvery dude asks.

"Peo? Who the hell is Peo?" I question, hoping it's not some Helena elf clone.

"Well my brother and I have been sent to assassinate Peo, he's F#$%ing up the SLartix" silvery dude proclaims.

I sigh a huge sigh of relief, at least he didn't get in my dream, I'd never live it down.

(Credits: Skin and Eyes same as above, Shirt from Cheap Love Song-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

"Hey dude, I really dig your suit" I hear from behind me.

I turn and look at Helena Clone #???(I can't even remember how many there was now).

"Surely this is your Twin brother?" I ask silvery dude.

"Nope, looks like this bloke's name is Winter Jefferson, doesn't he blog on Free*Style?" silvery dude asks.

At this point I'm already running again, hoping to go the pink tee with the dog doesn't come to life and try to eat my blonde hair or some such.

(Credits: Skin frin A:S:S-L$1@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Eyes(not Free) from House of Ruin)

I can't say blonde Helena runs very well. She ended up smashing into a mirror, or did I just walk thru it? I don't even know now, I'm so confused.

I look at my feet, at the broken shards from the mirror, and see a familiar face.

(Credits: Skin and Eyes same as above, Dress from K.O.-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event, Boots from Duh!-L$10@ Car Wash Back To School Event)

I'm me, I'm me I'm MEEEEEEEE!

I awake at my computer, screen full of pictures, and wonder. What does Helena do when I log her off at night? Does she have these messed up dreams, just like me?

I promptly put my head back down, and continue to make a stain on my wooden desk, were my spittle has pooled.

***End freaky dream sequence music***

Credits: Almost everything in this post is from the various stores on the Car Wash Sims. They are having a MEGA back to school sale thingy. Stores all around the sims have put deals on little carts outside their stores, or in some of the common areas. Items are priced between L$10 to L$0(mostly L$10 tho). There are many things for guys, I just didn't want to blow up Free*style and more then needed, it was a massive post. There is also an insane amount of footwear.

I am NOT putting direct tp's to each item shown on here from the Car Wash sims Back to School sale. You'll have to CLICK HERE, and explore on your own. The event ends on the 14th, so you got some time to explore.

Also it was a massive post, so I'm just crediting, not slurls for non cheapies, and no direct names either, ask in the comments and I will answer, if you need to know what this or that actually is.

***Why is there stuff not Credited? Find out why here!***